Ahh
the 80's, my childhood, I don't remember endless day trips, we just hung out in
the park, did DIY bonfire nights and renditions of various musicals, so here
are my top tips on how to parent like the 80's.
Head to the park
No
need to pack up the car simply get a bat and ball and head to the park. It's
free and there is loads of room to run, run, run. Various games can include
Piggy in the middle, Catch (so simple but SO good), you could pretend you
were Boris Becker and play "Tennis" all day. Rounders was always
a favourite, it's not summer without a jumper for a stump and a plastic cricket
bat and who doesn't love shouting OUT!
When the days were not so bright whip out a
vinyl of your children's favourite musical.
Joseph
and the Technicolor Coloured dreamcoat is a good choice (this came out in
1991 but you get my drift). All day they will spend preparing a master
piece obviously serving justice to Andrew Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice. This would
also provided some evening entertainment for the whole family who would be
forced to sit through the "hits" of show with your child appearing
from the curtains that covered the french patio doors (now bi-folds!)
Picnics
Again
get yourself outside and serve lunch alfresco. Don't worry about a picnic
blanket you can sit on your jumpers. Serve delights of corn beef sandwiches
with pickle on brown bread followed by some Salt n Shake crisps and the good old
humble granny smith apple.
VHS player
Purchase
a VHS player and buy or record only one film, they will want to watch it over
and over again to the point that it will be crackly on your screen at certain
points of the film when it was the "best bit", usually something that
had an adult nature.
Jane Fonda
Forget
HIIT, body pump, combat and Insanity its was all about the Jane Fonda workout
video, so pull on those leg warmers, practise your clapping and woos and
remember to Breath and Relax. Tunes like "Can you feel it" and
"Stomp" will remain in your children's head for years and they will
always have burning desire into busting out some of Jane's moves every time
they hear these hits.
Let
your children be feral
Open
the back door and let your children run free in the garden all day, they will
swing off the metal climbing frame, find bugs, mud and water. Don't wipe them
clean at every turn as when you're not looking they are bound to be eating mud
and worms. Get yourself a sprinkler this can also be hours of fun.
Chicken pox party
As
a mum of two children but have gone through chicken pox three times I'm not
sure if I would do this now but the trend was to stick your child in a bath
with another contagious child who had chicken pox so you would "get it
over and done with".
Bonfire night
Hold
your own bonfire night but sectioning off the end of the garden by getting all
the 70's sun loungers out, random plastic boxes, chairs anything that a child
won't get through. Send your better half the other side to the light the
bonfire and fireworks. Get some sparklers BUT stay safe as we all remember that
advert! Enjoy games like bobbing for apples but make sure after their faces are
wet they then have fish out sweets from plates full of flour with their
teeth,
evil!
On trend drinks
The
UK as a nation was not consuming at third of the world's Prosecco supplies
in the 80's so pop open a bottle of Cinzano with R Whites lemonade,
if you are the sophisticated type you could always go for the Rosso version but
keep an eye on the levels as your children will take a sneaky sip to feel
"grown up".
Hand me down black plastic bag
Get
yourself into a "hand me down" group, this is when your youngest
child gets 5th generation clothes and is always eyeing up the older children
clothes knowing one day that white Dash sweatshirt jumper will be there's,
however by the time they get their hands on it, it will be so out of fashion.
Enjoy
your 80's summer!
Written by Jeni @everythingisaphase
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